saved 11 firefighters' lives

give me your tired, your poor....but stay off the grass and remove your jacket, belt, shoes and just about everything else. and don't forget to discard all liquids.

freedom is not free

"don't step on us! WE'RE ALIVE!"

"that was when the triangle became a dot"

"uh, why is your mom swinging a club at that moose? and where are her teeth?"

"we were living the high life" well put, CV.

no unlawful search/siezure. no warrant without probably cause.

no excessive bail
no excessive fines
no cruel or unusual punishment

"all americans know how to say is AWESOME"

"i'll give you a tip if you show me a bear"

"i'll give you a tip if you show me a buffalo"

millcreek pipeline trail. mildly frightening when you are bombing a trail and you hear a rattle at eye level.

"did you see that snake?"
"yeah, let's go mess with it."

nice spine

"the first jump is harder than the second one..."

the three foot law is critical for those of us who believe that real men pedal, but come on folks, riding side by side in the middle of the road? don't give us all a bad name!